I need help removing her.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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