i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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