when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
