M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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