pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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