I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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