ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i need some magic done to my vagina
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Randomize
