she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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