Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
we should paint friendship bongs
Pooping to opera.
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