Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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