So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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