Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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