walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
If I had your ass I would rule the world
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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