OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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