Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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