My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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