butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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