How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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