let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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