So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
two words...techno handjob
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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