Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

hows the new call of duty?

(1-207): View more from Maine

I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.

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(786): View more from Florida

If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up

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(515): View more from Iowa

He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.

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(917): View more from New York City

last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine

(773): View more from Illinois

gross

(917): View more from New York City

like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please

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(480): View more from Arizona

Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face

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