he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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