Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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