I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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