So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
