Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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