We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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