this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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