So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I will die if light touches me.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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