I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
my poor anus
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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