I want to stick my p in your. b.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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