Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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