I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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