A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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