Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
