I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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