The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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