redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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