That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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