Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Sex in the backyard? Check.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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