P.S. I can't hear my feet
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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