you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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