office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
