it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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