it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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