Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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