I got chris browned last night
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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