I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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