When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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