The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Randomize
