Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
